Parents and teachers, its not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has ONLY 365 days in a year, and thats not the enough for him to study.

As you can see the typical academic year for the student is like this

1.      Sundays there are 52 Sundays in a year and you know Sundays are for rest. That leaves you with 313 days.

2.      Summer holidays atleast 50 days during which the weather is very hot and difficult to study. Leaving you with 263 days.

3.      8 hours daily sleep adds up to 130 days. Days left are 141.

4.      1 hour for daily playing (good for health) and takes up 15 days. So the days left are 126.

5.      2 hours daily for food and other delicacies (you have to chew properly and eat) which equals to 30 days. And the days left are 96.

6.      1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) means 15 days and the days left with a student are 81.

7.      Exam days per year atleast 35 days. You are left with 46 days.

8.      Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays) can total upto 40 days. Balance 6 days.

9.      For sickness atleast 3 days. Whats left are 3 days.

10.  Movies and functions will take atleast 2 days. And whats left is just one day.

11.  And that one day is your birthday. How can you study at that day? And you no more days left. Now please tell me how can a student pass????